"It is so weird, man, it is driving me crazy to play it, but at the same time it is so perfectly beautiful, man, because I am master of every opening and closing rhythm pattern known to the mind of man, and in moments like these, man, when I am playing them all, I know, man, that music should be the only thing I ever do. Which is why I am going to become a used-car salesman instead, man." - Horse Badorties, "The Fan Man"